The Manolo No-Poncho Pledge

Taken from: http://manoloshoes.blogspot.com/2005/03/manolo-no-poncho-pledge.html

I, ZantiMissKnit swear on the head and/or the grave of my sainted granny to never wear, buy, knit, crochet, or fashion from the old throw rug, the poncho. And if the poncho it is given to me as the gift, I will graciously thank the giver and then, when she has left, put the poncho into the dog's bed and/or the trash as the case she may be. Only by doing these things faithfully can I help end for the good of the humanity the scourge that is the poncho. So help me Manolo.

Sworn with all seriousness. If I am ever seen wearing or making a poncho, please direct me to my own blog post and hit me over the head, repeatedly, with either the Yellow Pages or one of our art books, whichever is handy.

xoxo. . . ZMK