This post is not knitting-related, nor is it for the faint of heart.
You've been warned!!!
Back in the early 90's, I found an LP by a rap group called "B.W.P." (Bytches With Problems). When I did a big clean-out before moving to New Orleans, that was one of the LPs I sold. Boy, do I regret that. I keep telling ZMrK about a great song of their's called "Cotex", and have been trying to find that song of his. Today, I finally found the lyrics to it (warning: really crude and rude language and use of the "n" word).
Freakin' hilarious. I'll find it someday (and not for the $25 jive-ass shit someone is asking for it on eBay).