I think I'm in the middle of a nightmare!
1. We found evidence of MOTHS in the house. I am going to nuke and freeze those white winged bastards!!!
2. I was just looking at some of the eBay auctions of The Mohair Knitter (person who sells really hairy mohair catsuits and such on eBay to fetishists) and discovered that the model looks a bit like me!!!!
PLEASE LET ME WAKE UP SOON!!!!!